Night after night on FNC (Fascist News Channel), Tucker Carlson (think O’Reilly with more venom and hate to spew) vomits out of his vile mouth the ugliest, most hateful sewage of anyone on his despicable channel. And that’s saying something. Take the other night….here’s the transcript of his monologue:
“Our [Democratic] leaders demand that you shut up and accept [immigration]. We have a moral obligation to admit the world’s poor, they tell us, even if it makes our own country poorer, and dirtier, and more divided. Immigration is a form of atonement.
Previous leaders of our country committed sins — we must pay for those sins by welcoming an endless chain of migrant caravans. That’s the argument they make.
What is more predictable is how leaders of the caravan are starting to talk. Suddenly, they sound like community college professors from Long Beach. Entitled, cut off from reality, and highly aggressive.
Yesterday a group of leaders of the caravan marched into the U.S. consulate in Mexico, and demanded $50,000 to return to their own countries.
Huddled masses yearning to breathe free? Nope, cynical shakedown artists who have been watching too much CNN.
No surprise there. When rich liberals tell you that America owes you a comfortable life, nobody should be shocked when you believe them.”
First of all, since when does $50,000 buy anyone a comfortable life? That piddly amount wouldn’t even pay for Tucker’s bowties. And what, exactly, does he mean by immigrants will make our country “dirtier?” Brown people are dirty? Or migrants who have traveled hundreds of miles trying to flee oppression, poverty, and corruption are beneath his privileged existence? No one is more entitled than Tucker who has never done anything productive or beneficial for society. Born into a rich California family, little Tucker was sent off to exclusive boarding schools where he learned that being white in America entitles him to superior status. Looking down his smug nose at those who weren’t born with a silver foot in their mouths became a lucrative pastime for him.
But the seminal moment in little Fucker’s–I mean Tucker’s–life came when he was six years old. His liberal mom abandoned him to lead a “bohemian” life, in pursuit of artistic expression, humanism, and the betterment of society. Little Tucky never has recovered from that abandonment by mommy, and now he has devoted his life to taking out his vengeance on all liberals. That’s also why many wags refer to Carlson as “Mother Tucker.”
A sad and spiteful man, Mother Tucker now spends his days railing against those he imagines his mommy liked more than him; which, in essence, is everyone other than him. With this knowledge, one can read the obvious mommy (liberal) hate in his mean and filthy diatribes. For instance, let me interpret his above rant:
“Mommy demanded that I shut up and accept the well-being of someone besides myself. We have a moral obligation to help the world’s poor she tells me, even if it makes me angry, foul-mouthed, and hateful. I have to atone for my sins.
Mommy committed sins, and I must pay the price for her abandonment by welcoming others into the country to have the same privileges and luxuries afforded me. That’s the argument my Mommy made.
These dirty immigrants have no right ask for asylum from oppression, poverty and corruption because Mommy abandoned me to help them. And I will always resent them for that.
I hate huddled masses yearning to be free, and I will shakedown gullible Fox News viewers for every penny I can. When Mommy told me I was entitled to a comfortable, well-adjusted life, she was lying.”
That’s Mother Tucker Carlson. A sick and twisted narcissist with a platform to spew hate on the most sick and twisted channel in America.